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Rant #326
(published April 19, 2007)
What You Are
by Noah Berlatsky
You are one of those deep deep water fish with great googly eyes and a big mouth that goes glub glub glub till it finds another fish even bigger than you and it opens really wide and gloomph! you swallow it, plus you've got funny growths on your head and you're scary and ugly and you glow with a nasty green glow down there deep under water where there's no light at all and you're icky, yuck!

And I am the giant hand that reaches down into the water and pulls you up to the surface so you explode! Boom!

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